{"id":5568,"date":"2022-04-15T11:29:59","date_gmt":"2022-04-15T15:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/lawlibrary\/?p=5568"},"modified":"2022-04-15T12:02:21","modified_gmt":"2022-04-15T16:02:21","slug":"facepalm-archives-march-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/create.richmond.edu\/lawlibrary\/?p=5568","title":{"rendered":"The Facepalm Archives (March 2022)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is romance dead? Call me old-fashioned, but I feel the dating scene has changed a bit since my day. Roses and chocolates have been replaced by emoji-laden texts and Tinder swipes. But for those sentimentalists who say romance is still alive and well, let&#8217;s take a look at some headlines.<\/p>\n<p>From Texas, Brandon Vezmar recently <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-us-canada-39966675\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-us-canada-39966675\">sued his date for texting during a movie<\/a>. After Vezmar repeatedly complained about her phone usage, Crystal Cruz simply walked out of the movie and left him to finish Guardians of the Galaxy 2 by himself.\u00a0He sought damages to the tune of $17.31, the price of the movie ticket. Now, that may seem petty to you or me, but to Vezmar it was a &#8220;threat to civilized society&#8221; (seriously, <em>his words<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Next, we have a Tinder-nightmare-turned-lawsuit out of Canada. <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2021\/06\/22\/woman-claims-stinky-tinder-date-tried-to-sue-her-over-no-sex\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2021\/06\/22\/woman-claims-stinky-tinder-date-tried-to-sue-her-over-no-sex\/\">Emily Mackinnon allegedly broke a verbal contract<\/a> with her law student date when she decided call off a date because of the gentleman&#8217;s overwhelming stench. After being served with papers, Mackinnon<em>\u2014<\/em>a TikTok influencer<em>\u2014<\/em>took to social media to shred her reeking Romeo, only to be again served with a cease-and-desist notice. But don&#8217;t worry, it didn&#8217;t stop her from roasting her stinky suitor even further.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, we ask if it&#8217;s not always a bad thing to involve the courts in a breakup. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/morning-mix\/wp\/2018\/07\/31\/8-8-million-alienation-of-affection-award-another-reason-not-to-have-an-affair-in-north-carolina\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/morning-mix\/wp\/2018\/07\/31\/8-8-million-alienation-of-affection-award-another-reason-not-to-have-an-affair-in-north-carolina\/\">Keith King successfully sued the man who wrecked his marriage<\/a> under the common law claims of criminal conversion (a.k.a. adultery) and alienation of affection (a.k.a. marital fracture). These causes of action are only available in a handful of states, but if you are lucky enough to be in North Carolina when your marriage falls apart, you can be awarded compensation for it. Maybe our $17.31 movie ticket suit seems a bit trifling, but King&#8217;s award? <em>$8.8 million<\/em>. Sometimes suing your ex can be about a bit more than the principle of the thing.<\/p>\n<p>Facepalm achieved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is romance dead? Call me old-fashioned, but I feel the dating scene has changed a bit since my day. Roses and chocolates have been replaced by emoji-laden texts and Tinder swipes. 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